Hog Heaven Bound
Well folks, you best be prepared to squeal with delight. This ain't no ordinary day. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity of your pork chop of a life. We're launching into Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing you gotta do is relax. Don't forget your snout-shine. Hold on tight, partner There